I know it’s hard to believe, but the government is also assholes.
And the saga of steroids gets even zanier. At this rate, Bonds and Clemens have nothing to worry about; the government appears to be in a big hurry to pile on the bravado and pretty damn relaxed about minor things like "just cause" and "due process." Maybe they’re trying to make the prosecutors from the O.J. trial feel better about themselves.