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Dear baseball mans,

Please stop writing hi-larious joke headlines about how small Dustin Pedroia is. He is considerably bigger than I am. You’ll give me a complex.

Love,
Darien

November 19th, 2008 Posted by Darien | Baseball | 4 comments

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