The Dord of Darien

Tea party!

Okay, see, whatever your position on this idiotic "stimulus" bullshit is — and I know I’ve been very subtle about mine — you can’t help but find this hilarious.

I’d buy a can right now, except that I’m not really 100% excited about things that contain a whole pile of untested herbs meant to contain pharmaceutically-effective levels of drugs. Oh, also, fuck organics, and extra-fuck Fair Trade Certification.

April 8th, 2009 Posted by Darien | Bullshit | no comments

This is exactly what I’m talking about

You remember a few days back when I was complaining about baseball — which I hardly ever do, I realise — and I was fretting over Milton Bradley’s ability to stay healthy for an entire season? See, this is exactly the sort of thing I had in mind. It’s only the second day of the season, Milt! Take it easy out there!

April 8th, 2009 Posted by Darien | Baseball | 2 comments