The Dord of Darien

Musings from the Mayor of the Internet

Free Falling

Like I said in the comments on my previous post, Fallout 3 is a lot less frustrating when you can actually find Megaton. I’d like to thank the internet for helping me with that, since the game sure damn didn’t want to. Thanks, internet!

I did finish the ants in the subway quest — did it with almost no ammunition, in fact, since I hadn’t found Megaton yet — and so I was optimistic that the worst was behind me. But then I started work on this Wasteland Survival Guide quest. Fine for the most part, but then I get to the step where she sends me to fight rats. I will not tell you where she sends me to fight rats. You know why? Because you goddamn already know, is why. Have you played a video game? Then you know where I was sent to fight rats.

The game’s starting to get to me with its sameness. I hope something happens soon to shake things up, since right now, no matter what mission I’m doing, it seems pretty much the same: I go to some dingy brown-and-grey cave and fight raiders, rats, ghouls, and super mutants. It’s really long and windy and twisty and the map isn’t good for a goddamn thing. Eventually I find the Noble Spittoon or whatever that I was sent to retrieve, and then I go home. Maybe I’m just in a rut.

You know what I don’t like? Not only is ammunition limited, but your gear all wears out over time and needs to be repaired. That’s a whole lot of bookkeeping that I need to do just a shoot a zombie in the head.


July 7th, 2009 Posted by | Games | no comments

What’s that you say, Cole Hamels?

"When you put that many runs up, it makes it uncomfortable for the other team."

Mr. Hamels, of course, is refering to the 22 runs the Phillies scored against the Reds last night. It’s not that I don’t agree with him, so much as I think he’s pretty severely understating the case. A 21-run hole is probably well and truly past uncomfortable and all the way into "Let’s have Nick Swisher pitch and save the bullpen" territory. Which, to his credit, Dusty Baker pretty much did, but only after burning four arms out of his bullpen.

I have to wonder if Johnny Cueto’s problem in the first was caused by that toothpick-munching assbag’s pitcher misuse anyhow.


July 7th, 2009 Posted by | Baseball | no comments