Long, dark winter
Pitchers and catchers report in sixty days. There’s a long way to go yet, but we’ll get through this.
In the interim, let’s pass the time by looking fondly back at some of the most insane things John Kruk has said in the past. I think my personal favourite would be here, where he names Larry Bowa the best pitcher he ever saw. Those less stupid than Kruk, of course, are aware of why that makes no sense. Larry Bowa was aggressively mediocre.
Oh, and Larry Bowa was also a shortstop. There’s that. So: fuck the heck were you even talking about, John Kruk?
