More proof that there is a God and He has a direct personal vendetta against me
Carlos Silva won again today, maintaining his MLB-leading win percentage of 100%. And he did it with the goddamn flu. Apparently he had to take several emergency vomiting breaks throughout the game, and he made some extra outs on the bases due to being unable to run at all whatsoever. And he was still completely invincible.
I promise you this. If Carlos Silva wins the NL Cy Young, I will kill myself. Suicide pact ahoy.
