The Dord of Darien

Musings from the Mayor of the Internet

Now that’s a meniscus!

You see how Chris Coghlan ruined his knee while hitting a dude in the face with a pie?

What? How do you get a knee injury from throwing a pie? That makes no fucking sense. Also makes no sense: manager Edwin Rodriguez, who evidently wanted that barn door goddamn sealed shut now that the horses are out, subsequently banning celebration. I’m thinking, hey Ed, a dude who can fuck up his knee hitting somebody with a pie can probably fuck it up just as easily while not hitting somebody in the face with a pie. Not clear that you’re really going the right direction with this new policy.

Further study: how do you break your arm doing a leg drop?


July 27th, 2010 Posted by | Baseball, Bullshit | 2 comments