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Don’t worry, New York Mets — Super Mario Cuomo’s on the case! Perhaps when he gets done vanquishing all evil everywhere he can find the time to tell his son to ditch that awful boozy old whore.

February 10th, 2011 Posted by Darien | Bullshit | no comments

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