The Dord of Darien

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Everything you want your closer to be

According to Braves GM Frank Wren, there are your priorities when considering a closer:

• Is fearless
• Has quality stuff

This explains why they traded for Billy Wagner; last year’s co-closer platoon was sorely lacking in these important categories, as Rafael Soriano was deathly afraid of spiders and Mike Gonzalez’ car was "sort of shit."


December 2nd, 2009 Posted by | Baseball | no comments

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