Eee eee! Eee eee!
So I saw some bananas the other day that had a sticker on them that looked, to my eye, an awful lot like Aiai. Turns out it was — apparently Chiquita bananas come bearing Super Monkey Ball stickers these days. Here’s the list of reasons why this made me feel completely gay, in increasing order:
1) I noticed a sticker from across the room and it immediately caught my eye because I thought it looked like a monkey from a video game.
2) Upon finding out that it was a sticker of a monkey from a video game, I was pretty excited and went searching for other monkey stickers (I located Meemee, but nobody else).
3) I kept the sticker and stuck it on my monitor.
4) My first reaction upon seeing this sticker was "why is a Super Monkey Ball sticker on a Chiquita banana, when everybody knows Super Monkey Ball is sponsored by Dole?"
5) I used the power of the internet to learn why Sega has swapped banana brands.
That’s me — super-cool, and keepin’ it real.
