Get Smart
Did you know that the famous Dr. Derek Smart, Ph.D has his own blog? Neither did I. And yet, here he is, being his old, weirdly-vehement self, and ranting and raving about pointless things. Leave it to Dr. Smart to be the only person in all creation still having that tired, ten-year-old argument. I’m pretty sure it’s the lazy man’s alternative to being a vegetarian; you get to feel superior to everybody else because you’re adhering to some bizarre moon dogma, but you still get to eat bacon.