And this was Jason Giambi
He [Todd Helton] is a pitcher’s worst nightmare with runners on. You could throw a pitch behind his back and he’d find a way to foul it off
That, to me, makes him sound like a pitcher’s best friend, yeah? You know, since that was going to be a ball, and he just magically transformed it into a strike and all. So don’t do that, Todd Helton. Not even if Jason offers to let you wear his magical good-luck thong.
