Disclaimer!
It’s baseball season again, gang, which means that those of you who like to bitch when I write about baseball best get all y’all’s bitching irons warmed up. Not that it’s a huge hurry. I don’t have a hell of a lot to say about baseball in April unless something hilarious happens. And Alfonso Soriano’s hop to the DL doesn’t quite count.
So I’ll just link to my favourite player’s profile and leave it at that.