Kenny Williams in a nutshell
"Some changes need to take place. I don’t know what and I don’t know when but some changes need to take place."
So, to recap, White Sox fans: your general manager knows that changes "need to take place," but the nature of those changes and when they’ll occur is beyond his comprehension. Also his employment of the passive voice suggests that he’s not planning to do any of the changing personally — he just figures that, you know, sooner or later something’s bound to happen.
Don’t worry, south-siders! You’re in good hands. Your GM doesn’t know anything, your manager doesn’t know anything about anything, and the president can’t name a single one of your players even though you’re totally his favourite team ever. Does it surprise anybody that MLB is making a reality show about these nitwits?
