The Yankees scored eleven runs tonight
And not one of them was due to Alex Rodriguez hitting a home run. Come on, Rodimus! How many games are you going to make me watch? At least this was the end of the Indians series, so I can get away from their awful announcers, who informed me that, a few nights ago, the Yankees went 0-18 their first time through the lineup. How they squeezed eighteen at bats into one trip through was not clear.
Of course, with my luck, they probably play the White Sox next. YES or the Hawk? Maybe I’ll just listen to the radio feed.
Comedy edit: I just noticed that the most effective pitcher the Indians used tonight was in the ninth inning — he retired the side in order. The pitcher in question was Andy Marte, the Indians’ backup third baseman. That’s some good pitchin’, Injuns!
