Hey, gang! Julian Assange is in trouble! Let’s put on a show!
So it looks like the government really wants to kick that dude in the ass right now, huh. I hear there’s a giant manhunt in progress and everything. But Julian’s pretty damn bright, it seems, and has posted some "insurance" in the form of a 1.4GB AES-encrypted file. What’s in it? Hell if I know; it’s goddamn 256-bit encryptioned, remember? I’m assuming the idea is that anybody who wants to help Julian not get murdered by the state and has a spare 1.4 jiggawatts can download the thing, and, if anything happens to him, then the key will miraculously appear and we can all snap into it.
The internet’s amazing!
