So about those Padres
Looks like I was right all along; it just took a little bit longer than I expected for the mean to regress those dudes right upside the head. So long, Padres! Don’t let how awesome I am hit you in the ass on your way out.
Also, nice picture of guess the fuck who in that article, Dave. Though it would have been nice if you’d left out the part where you breathlessly invoke the pathos of a ten-game losing streak and how that’s so much worse than an eight-game losing streak. Nobody’s ever had a ten-game losing streak and made the playoffs!!! Except twice!!! I don’t know how to use statistics and now my head hurts!!!
