I know it’s hard to believe, but the Yankees are assholes
Check this out. That’s a pretty tremendous steaming heap of bullshit right there. Keep in mind next time you’re going through airport security and they’re complaining about your hair gel that you could be at Yankee Stadium being told you need to empty all the contents of your bag into another, different bag and throw your original bag away.
In other news, the Yankees also did this yesterday:
So it’s not a total loss. (Hear the whole original broadcast here, and don’t mind the idiot video. It’s the law on Youtube that if you’re posting an audio clip you need to make a piss-poor video to paste it onto.)