I swear this interview really happened
So, Kevin Millar, what do you think about Derek Jeter? Is he the best man ever or what?
He has a great body.
I see. Anything else?
He’s hot.
Looking for something a little less gay, Kevin.
His hair sucks.
Okay, Kevin, you’re missing the point here; maybe something baseball-related? Like, something having to do with baseball, which is a game played by baseball players, such as Derek Jeter?
He’s a winner.
Okay. Thanks for the expert analysis, Kevin.
He has either four or five rings. Does that help?
