Introducing a new perfectlydarien.com recurring character
This stamp-like logo comes to you courtesy of the United States Postal Service, which apparently has decided that the S in "USPS" stands for "Superman." Which S, you ask? Probably both of them.
True story: I found that ridiculous thing printed on some scare-mail spam brochure the USPS spent my money printing and distributing. I think it’s about how all those people sending mail are dangerous terrorists, but never fear! The USPS is run by the Justice Friends.
I also made this version, which I expect the Bizarro USPS will be distributing next week:
I paid for it. I’ll do whatever I want with the goddamn thing.
