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I have written a game review, which has been written by me. It is about Metroid: Other M, which has been played by me. If you’d like more details, click that link, thoughtfully provided for you free of charge by the perfectlydarien.com Online Entertainment corporation.
My plan for the evening involved writing three or four game reviews and also making fun of this article about the Yankees, but then I guess I decided to write eleven thousand words about fucking Metroid. You know.