Happy Gote Jump Day!
It’s that time again: Gote Jump Day! Join in the celebration, all ye people! Here’s what you do:
• Get completely fucking plastered
• Climb up to the top of something really tall
• Get even more plastered
• Get on your goat
• Jump right the fuck off
• Keep drinking on the way down, and see how long you can stay airborne!
If you’re far too lame to have a goat of your own, you may if necessary substitute some other type of mount, but come on. Go get yourself a damn goat. Have fun and take lots of pictures, and then post the best ones so we can all laugh at them and look back on the goofiness that was 2010!
