Prince Malchezaar is a bitch
Man does that guy hit hard. We went into this week’s attempt optomistic, but managed only a 2% gain over last week. I was hoping to be able to announce a cheerful victory in the ol’ blog this week, complete with screenshots (and video, if Cynne remembered), but it was not to be. Instead, I’ve composed a song in his honour. It’s to the tune of O Tannenbaum, because it’s more obscene that way.
Prince Malchezaar,
Prince Malchezaar,
You are a pain in my fat ass.
You need to die,
So I get lewts.
I’ll kick your ass,
Now give me lewts.
Prince Malchezaar,
Prince Malchezaar,
O M F G
You are a bitch.
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