This ain’t a cutscene, bitch! Press A!
Half-life 2: Episode Two is out. Fortunately for me, Valve has decided to distribute this game on its own and not exclusively in an expensive package that includes two games I already paid for and two games I don’t want. Disfortunately for me, the fucking thing is a 6500 mofobyte download. So I intend to get to play it sometime and then let everybody know exactly how awesome it is. Alone among all the reviewers in creation, I thought Episode One was the best game in the series, so I have high expectations here.