The Dord of Darien

Dear id Software

Here in the grim darkness of the far future we’ve invented a new technology we call "colours" that we use to make our graphics less completely drab and boring. I’m thrilled that your new magic graphics engine can paint a billion triangles per second, but, really, if they all look exactly the same, what the hell’s the point? Just because your game is a massive Borderlands ripoff doesn’t mean it has to be exactly as brown as Borderlands, you know.

Though I am looking forward to the level where I have to hunt for a Baby Ruth to give to Sloth there. If you make a Goonies FPS, I’ll probably buy it.

August 21st, 2011 Posted by Darien | Games | one comment