Ozzie!
Here’s some poop from Pedro Gomez:
One possible worry for White Sox. If they fire Ozzie and he winds up w/Cubs and wins.
One possible worry for the Republicans: they don’t nominate Newt Gingrich and he goes to the Democrats and wins.
Actually, you know who’s more worried about your nightmare scenario than the White Sox? Me. Because if Ozzie goddamn Guillen wins with the Cubs, he’s going to the Hall. And that’s terrible.
Also: nice background on your Twitter feed, Pedro. That won’t give me nightmares at all.