Bigfoot news flash!
This just in: new photographs of Bigfoot have surfaced! This must be for real; Fox News would never report on a story unless it was of the utmost social importance and also fair and preferably balanced.
You see how the Pennsylvania Game Commission is trying to be all sensible and say "hey now, that might not be Bigfoot?" Well, that guy knows better. Follow the link to his web site for the best part: find the ugly hard-to-read green box for the guy’s long-winded rant about how the Pennsylvania Game Commission is a bunch of lying liars who were forced, through the brave actions of a state senator, to revise their position on mountain lions from "there are no mountain lions in Pennsylvania" to the vastly different "no studies show that there are mountain lions in Pennsylvania." You hear that, Pennsylvania Game Commission? We’re on to your bullshit Bigfoot denials!
The world needs more Bigfoot sightings. I’ve seen all the pictures and films that aren’t obvious hoaxes a billion times. We need *new* Bigfoot pictures. There’s only so many times I can watch the Patterson-Gimlin film before I get really board (for the record, the specific number is 8). I feel the same way about UFO sightings. I don’t need to see those ridiculous Gulf Breeze polaroids ever again, nor do I want you to rehash the Kecksburg sighting for the seven hundredth time. Somebody needs to see soemthing NEW!
This Pennsylvania sighting is a step in the right direction. Except for the fact that that is clearly the north end of a southbound bear.
Comment by Dave | 5 November 2007