One thousand milligrams of internets
You know what I love? Nutrition information labels. I love the ones where there’s none of something they measure in milligrams. You read down the list:
Protein … 5g
Carbohydrates … 8g
Fat … 0mg
That’s my kind of food! Though I’d prefer it more like:
Fat … 0mg
Sodium … Wtf
Cholesterol … Srsly
Sort of like that, but with more jokes. (Image courtesy of whichever web site I ripped it off of years and years ago. Thanks internet!)