I’m apparently a domestic terrorist of some type
This is interesting. It’s a leaked internal memo from the Missouri government (which I’m told is based on DHS materials) outlining the serious threat posed by the "modern militia movement." Apparently, the government rocks alliteration just as much as I do!
The most interesting thing I noticed there is at the top of page seven, where it says that militia members are frequently associated with the Constitution Party, Libertarian Party, or Campaign for Liberty. Well, hell, I’m an official, on-the-books, dues-paying member of every one of those organisations that isn’t a sham front for installing a theocratic government. So I guess I’m a dangerous maniac.
Anybody else here a crazed militant according to the standards displayed in that document?
Damn. I voted for Bob Barr. I guess that makes me a militia member too? I had no idea. I guess I better dust off that old pellet rifle–it’s the only “gun” I own, but I guess you need something to be in the militia.
Comment by Dave | 18 March 2009
The best thing is that since the government itself has declared us militia members, I’m pretty sure that means that even the last remaining argument in favour of gun control not being unconstitutional doesn’t apply to us.
Comment by Darien | 18 March 2009