Here I come to save the day
Ever seen a brake cailper? They look like this.
Now, if you’re anything like me (and you know you are), your first thought on seeing that is "whoa, that looks like some sort of crazy ninja claw gauntlet." I figured I should get a pair of them and go fight crime with my giant robotic fists. Also I could get robot sidekicks.
Basically what I’m saying is that I wish my life were more like Shatterhand.