The Dord of Darien

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The People’s Empire of Darientopia expands!

Today, the thriving civilisation known as Darientopia, Democratic Republic of the Congo has reached a milestone in its growth — we now have sufficient serfs vassals happy, prosperous citizens that we are beginning to develop an industrial base! The salt mines in Darientopia are thriving, so make sure to click on the link and experience — firsthand! — the thrills and adventure of mining salt in the world’s premier Glorious Enlightened Dictatorship.

I said mine, Charlie. Those war machines aren’t going to pay for themselves. Well, not in advance, anyhow.

You wouldn’t believe how hard it is for enlightened dictators to get credit these days.


February 17th, 2008 Posted by | Bullshit | one comment

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  1. I think I just made them build some paved roads…

    Comment by Dave | 3 March 2008

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