The winner!
- The Atari Jaguar -
While technically not a member of this generation of hardware, nor even properly on the list of nominees for this year, we felt that the Atari Jaguar was deserving of this award due to its wonderful (make that funderful - ed) combination of all of the lamest features of all the consoles that were nominated. Like the PS2, it was already outdated when it was released. Like the Xbox, it was huge and unstable. Like the GBA, it was hard to make out what was on the screen. Like the N-Gage, it had far too many buttons and a ridiculously high price tag. And, like the Gamecube, it made you feel a bit more gay just owning one. But there is one good thing to be said about the Atari Jaguar: it did a perfectly accurate job of showing us what games on the Atari 2600 would have looked like in 3D. Congratulations - or, as they say in Mexico, los congratulations - to the Atari Jaguar!
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